Shaxy Shenanigans
Me: *heals self*
Enemy: *heals self*
Me: Whoa. Whoa.
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me: It's different when I do it.
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

meeko-fitz:

meeko-fitz:

pinkfastener:

I honestly don’t understand why people are so pissed off that Jak and Daxter isn’t getting a movie and Ratchet and Clank is.

Dude, Jak and Daxter is a KNOCKOFF of Ratchet and Clank.

THEY DON’T DESERVE ANYTHING

No offense fandom.

???

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socialjusticekoolaid:

That CNN Anchor who said police should turn “water cannons” on the protesters… yeah, her ass is gone! #staywoke #cackling

my-name-is-long:

beyoncepatronus:

saying “the bechdel test sets the bar too low” is dumb because that’s literally the point of the bechdel test, it’s a bar set at ankle height that hollywood is still refusing to step over

The test is basically a plate on the ground in Sims, and hollywood is the sim that’s whining annoyingly.

albino-ottsel:

meeko-fitz:

solar-slash:

marvellock:

And thus, all the hearts in the cinema collectively broke.

I really loved this part of the movie that explains Rocket’s past into words

Character exposition done really right

That look on his face in the last gif I am cry