Shaxy Shenanigans

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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I’m not vain. I’m just recovering from years and years of low self-esteem.
Why I’m taking so many selfies (via spookypuke)

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

spoopy-ottsel:

quarterclever:

sheikofthesheikah:

miss-nerdgasmz:

princess-blitzscream:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters

Not to romanticize gang violence, but why are old time street gangsters more honorable than the current shitty politicians and capitalists of this country?

that is an alarmingly accurate point you’ve just made.

I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but I’d really rather he, you know, not kill someone I care about then send hundreds of dollars worth of flowers to the funeral? In fact, that’s kind of terrible. It’s like taunting and awful and geez.

Bolded for truth words.

spoopy-ottsel:

quarterclever:

sheikofthesheikah:

miss-nerdgasmz:

princess-blitzscream:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters

Not to romanticize gang violence, but why are old time street gangsters more honorable than the current shitty politicians and capitalists of this country?

that is an alarmingly accurate point you’ve just made.

I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but I’d really rather he, you know, not kill someone I care about then send hundreds of dollars worth of flowers to the funeral? In fact, that’s kind of terrible. It’s like taunting and awful and geez.

Bolded for truth words.